i was driving my truck back from Basingstoke on monday night ,quiet night not much traffic and i was listening to book at bed time on radio 4 so it would have been about 12,30 ish , anyhow i pass a layby and see a red astra parked between two lorrys , it had all its lights on and the drivers door open . my eyes nearly popped out when i saw a womans legs swing out , she was wearing stockings and suspenders and no skirt , jesus nice legs and she waved -- On the game i thought and carried on . Five miles up the road theres another layby and she was there again ,must have passed me without me noticing , but this time she was out of the car stood in front of her headlights , bending down , knickers around her knee's and pointing her rather nice rear end towards the road , blimey she's desperate for custom i thought !. As i passed nearer i took a butchers at her face , it was a bloody bloke , complete with moustache and beer belly -- its a wonderful world innit !. Now i really do want that sick smiley back !.
