I can only assume you actually want to get banned. @Poptop2 is gonna have a full on meltdown when he sees this thread.
My old pal Mark Bryant had a car full of screaming girls when he crashed into Fanny's garden . Johnny set the dogs on them as they made their escape. It might have been Fanny's weekend retreat ,as when he went back on Monday morning to see about the damage they weren't at home .
Fanny is believed to be the inspiration for many modern day TV cooks ,it's thanks to Fanny's technical approach to cooking that Nigela can stir fry fish fingers
Innuendo is funny when it’s done with subtlety. It’s when it crosses the line the buttons get pressed. Now that is down to astute use of the English language, some people have a grasp of it, others, well? Thanks for grassing them up though all help is appreciated