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Well it is known as The Windy City...

...perhaps they can’t keep it in.

Sorry. Shall I fetch my coat?


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He has already drunk the Harpic

He's clean round the bend

 

Ouch ouch blimmin stones

 

That's what happens to vegans!

 

Mine wasn't like that!

 

Mine played Bingo, went to the British Legion, and collected cigarette coupons.


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Mine wore enormous bloomers and could talk while balancing two inches of Kensitas ash from her mouth

 

And she had a big china swan on her sideboard in Streatham. Forgotten about that.

 

My Dad's mum was good to us but made dragons look like cute little puppies in comparison.

 

My children's Granny's sister had a good go at it. A drug addled Formula one groupy. Her mother ran off with a POW in the war, stole a racing yacht in dover, sailed to France and was promptly arrested. The POW was no ordinary one, his uncle was Fritz Todt, not a nice man.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fritz_Todt
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Page one of all the papers. Then she moved to Canada finally deserting her children, changed her name and now claims to be descended from French Royalty. I wish I'd known all that before I married into that family.

 

My Nan used to run outside during the Blitz and shake her broom at the German bombers. Not a terribly effective defence against a Heinkel full of high explosive, but I like to think she made her point.

 

But they needed bombs, nan's just needed a tongue.

 

We used to have our summer hols at my nans and every morning she'd wake us up with a scalding hot cup of tea at 5am. I was only 5 or 6. Eventually the sentence was commuted to 6am, but you should have seen her literally wringing her hands, worried about the wasted daylight. She was also fond of killing seawater things slowly in fresh water and boiled bacon rather than frying it. Quite nice actually.

 

Organisation Todt were responsible for building all the Nazi fortifications during the occupation of Guernsey in ww2 making it part of Hitler's Atlantic Wall.
The organisation used eastern European slave labour and stories of cruelty are well known.

 

Should know that one zed ,,,, refer to history before making a deposit