Gotta love the Danish...

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  1. Dubs

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  2. nell#2

    nell#2 Supporter

    I saw that in one episode he nicks ice-cream off little kids with it.
     
  3. Sounds like a laugh, not like here with re-runs of.......................................................EVERYTHING
     
  4. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    That was based on a story about a Taxi driver from East Grinstead :rolleyes:
     
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  5. I’m furious. When they came to me and said we want to do a show about you I said “absolutely no way” and they went ahead anyway
     
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  6. Lol. Snap.
     
  7. Gingerbus

    Gingerbus Supporter

    Not very politically correct.
    I think stealing kid’s ice creams with his penis is stretching it a bit.



    If you’ll excuse the pun.
     
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  8. Gah. You beat me to it, Baz :(
     
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  9. Really, do you work with him?:D
     
  10. crossy2112

    crossy2112 Supporter

    What nicking ice creams off young kids :eek:
     
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  11. Never let Barry give you a “99” :eek:
     
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  12. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    :p:p:p
     
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  13. Suss

    Suss Supporter

    Your just worried that after the last one he gave you, he's now "30" in credit!
     
  14. I wondered who Mr Whippy was :eek:
     
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  15. Are they going to do another series - about a girl with a massive .....
    ... no I'll stop there or I'll get banned
     
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  16. Gingerbus

    Gingerbus Supporter

    We’re wandering into Buster Gonad territory now...he of the unfeasibly large testes...


    Perhaps the Danes drew inspiration from that bastion of British school-boy toilet humour - Viz?


    I can see it now - wearing it as a scarf, tripping over it, using it as a skipping rope for the girls, aiding escape of errant school chums by dangling it out of a second story window, lassoing stampeding bulls and becoming the village hero, helping police apprehend burglars on motorbikes trying a fast getaway by tying one end around a tree and draipsing across the road, letting cars pass over before yanking it tight as the villain approaches...
    Etc etc.

    Pete’s elastic penis perhaps?
    Terry Tallywhacker?
    Perry’s Pocket Python?
    Barry’s Bell-ended Boa?
    Tommy and his Tummy Banana? - I think they may have done that one.
     
    Last edited: Jan 7, 2021
  17. Soggz

    Soggz An inquisitive supporter

    It’s like a Jimmy Saville/Mr Tickle thing, going on there...
     
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  18. Gingerbus

    Gingerbus Supporter

    Mr Tickle’s trouser tentacle?
     
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