FOR SALE Genuine German quality Werthers. One packet only.

Discussion in 'Non Late Bay Classifieds' started by Poptop2, Oct 9, 2014.

  1. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    I have done the old mistake purchase and now have a full packet of genuine German Werthers for sale. These are not repro Werthers that pull at your false teeth, but proper German Werthers as in Werthers echte, 1969. As chewed by such notable old people as Franz Bechanbauer, Gerd Muller and Helmut Schmidt.

    It is a full Unopened packet that has never been chewed, sniffed or offered to any young person whatsoever, and I will only accept full price. DO NOT MAKE ME ANY SILLY OFFERS, I WILL DECLINE!

    I only have these for sale as I recently found out they were associated with old codgers and people of odd sexual persuasions. I cannot risk having them in my cab as the likelihood of being stopped by the rozzers is high in my job. I will stick to smuggling in illegal immigrants,much safer and better street cred than sucking on a packet of Werthers. and far less suspect.

    The item is located in Kidderminster. I can post and will wrap in brown plain packaging so as not to alert the postman or your neighbours.

    Thanks for reading. Malc
     
    Last edited: Oct 9, 2014
  2. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Pm me if you want to remain anonymous Barney. :thumbsup:
     
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  3. Funily enough i did notice a pack of these the last time I was at the Schmidt house!
     
  4. Baysearcher

    Baysearcher [secret moderator]

    Come on, you know the rules....
    Price?
    Photos?
    Tax?
    MOT?
    V5 present?

    Dibs please......
     
  5. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Herr?
     
  6. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    I don't have them. :(

    They are not ringers though! :thumbsup:
     
  7. Ooowww granddad that tastes nice should I suck harder or nibble on the side a bit
     
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  8. profiteering off of poor addicted old folk , you should be ashamed of yourself ,i thought my first bid was well enuff for them but greed n self want has taken over as usual with you scene tax dealers , and for that reason i shall stick with my local pound shop :rolleyes: im out .
     
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  9. Moons

    Moons Supporter

    Makes a change from your usual gambit of placing one in your trouser pocket and sitting on public transport offering one to minors stating it's in your pocket if they have a good rummage around for it.
     
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  10. Baysearcher

    Baysearcher [secret moderator]

    He's trying to get rid of the evidence.
     
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  11. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Could I tempt you back with a some Fisherman's friends?
     
  12. NO ive got loadsa fisherman friends of me own THANKYOU !!!!
     
  13. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Have you sucked one 'recently'?
     
  14. no he gave me some whelks n a few crabs thou .:)
     
  15. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    I meant, the sweet :eek:
     
  16. Would you consider a part exchange for 25p worth of Cola Cubes and a Sherbet Dip.
     
  17. ill ask my fisherman friend hes game for most stuff :D
     
  18. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Falls into the 'silly offer' category, so no!:hattip:
     
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  19. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    On the other hand. Cola cubes? :thinking:
     
  20. NOS Cola Cubes, original packaging......Fluff Free.....
     
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