Gary Lineker causes climate change after praising Boris Johnson for using wrong oil after Brexit

My goodness, what times we live in

 

Whereas I thought Johnson sold snake oil...

 

So Tory party donor and Bozo loan facilitating BBC chairman doesn't like anyone having a go at the Tory party

 

I blame Greta. None of this would have happened if we hadn’t stolen her childhood.

 

Which bit of trying to control our borders, have a basic level of security as every other western democracy has and stopping disgusting people trafficking gangs getting rich compares to the industrial abduction, enslavement and mass murder of over six million people based solely on their religion?

 

Exactly. I shall be making that very point down the Students Union tonight (free bar till 11pm).

 

I think I should probably come clean. I bought a box of old junk from the church jumble sale before Christmas and I think Gretas childhood might have been in there in an old Golden Virgina box labelled M8 Bolts. I feel terrible as I genuinely didn’t realise it was stolen at the time. Anyway it’s in my shed.

 

I think he mentioned the tone coming from the government. in the early 30s all that had not started yet.

 

this is what he actually said. No mention of early 30s at all and anyway even that’s a pee poor excuse because the nazis started persecution of the Jews in 1933. He would do well to brush up a bit on some basic historical knowledge before he starts spouting off his BS.

he said “This is just an immeasurably cruel policy directed at the most vulnerable people in language that is not dissimilar to that used by Germany in the 30s, and I’m out of order?”

 

Where is my chicken wire rusty nipper? I’m getting impatient !

 

Tell what's BS about his comment.

 

I blame Toxteth O’Grady…

 

You’ve been watching the young ones

 

Er all of it.

 

Greta said can she pick it up Monday? Got a bit of a head today as she overdid the vegan wine at a Greenpeace bash last night. Can't do tomorrow as she's on the "Stop Thatcher Killing the Badgers NOW!" march in London.

Sunday is the traditional Festival of Smørgeshønk back home in Sweden, where family members gather to hit each other with fluffy paddles made of moose hair, while shouting "Årse!". Something that brings everybody together, which is good. We need more of it.

 

I thought they used wooden spoons? Bork bork

 

Still….should be good….

 

I’ve decided not to let Greta have her childhood back yet. I’m going to keep it until she’s about 25. Then give it to her back and she can live it as an adult like Micheal Jackson. Can you imagine how exciting her version of Neverland will be?

Why are you screaming on this Solar powered rollercoaster Greta? We haven’t moved yet.

“ Cos I’m still very angry”

 

It would be ‘Netherland’, wouldn’t it?