An old gentlemen from Barnsley was lying on his death bed with his family surrounding him. He asks “ is my wife here?” “Yes” came the reply. “Are my children here” “ yes dad” they replied. “ Are all my grandchildren here” “ yes grandad” they all reply in unison. He then asks “ So why is the kitchen light on?”.
Isn’t there a Jewish version of this where at the end he asks, “ So who’s looking after the shop?” I think that one dates from the Neolithic
