Congi's Landmark live

You paint it and it's yours surely?

 

Unfortunately for Duncan I know where he lives

 

Have you tried smoking a spliff whilst driving it?
Maybe fumes from the cab were reaching the engine bay and couch locking the engine

 

I meant you paint it, you buy it. Not his for free

 

simple knock the price of a paint job if the purchase price,and then don't paint it

 

Did I see a removal van outside his house?

 

Good your still casing the joint for me

 

I wouldn't rummage around too much

 

It's not for sale (now it's mended)

 

Wtf you posting on here for Dave
Your on your holidays go have some fun
Then post the pics on here in the morning to make us jealous

 

Because I'm on my own and your all.my friends, bloody great the internet, either that or go out and get smashed again like last night but not in the mood

 

You could go and scare some doggers again

 

Sorry I couldn't accompany you
It was a very kind offer though

 

Last time I was here it was about 1am and pitch black, was sat outside looking at all the little fishing boats out at sea catching my lunch when a car pulled up close and put it's inside light on and some bird took her top off and mounted some guy, was ace, problem was it was like the free 5 min you use to get on the adult channel as the windows steamed up shortly after

 

It was because of your offer that your now in my phones contact list as Dave Congi

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Owe rizzla

 

Did you try flashing your headlights

 

My hands were occupied.

 

I'd give his Landmark a wipe over with Dettol if I were you...