Did you know these actually exist Apparently an official VW product given away as a limited edition in Japan (5000 of them) to customers that bought a VW commercial van a few years back.
OK, that's pushing it, even for me. The day I start serving toast with the VW logo on it is when my friends will finally coordinate my intervention.
A friend of ours was given one as a 1st anniversary present a couple of weeks ago. Luckily they're both into VWs.