Beer on wine, feel fine wine on beer, feel queer

Does anyone else find this is true?
I've just had the wine and now cracking open the beer!

 

Ive always been told never to mix the grape and the grain

If ive ran out of one and the other is the only drink left then ill drink that aswell

Father Jack - "Drink Feck Arse Girls" Techno Remix

 

I find it best to stick to one or other

 

I am getting friendly with Sailor Jerry

Almost poetic.

 

Ooooooooh, sailor jerry now there's a tempter!

I was just about to crack some wine but a little rum and coke might just edge it.

I must say the new oak barrel dark Malibu is pretty tasty.

 

Plenty of fursty ferret for me tonight followed by dows port to finish me off

Right off to watch ray mears on the box of lies and drink by the open fire

 

I shtarted thish Fred to get an anshwer to my question. You is all obioshly far to pished to give a proper anshwer!

 

Spliff then beer, or beer then spliff?

 

Liquorice umm tasty and right way up!