" affairs"

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Barneyrubble, Oct 14, 2013.













  1. "Affair "
    A married man was having an affair
    With his secretary.

    One day they went to her place
    And made love all afternoon.

    Exhausted, they fell asleep
    And woke up at 8 PM.

    The man hurriedly dressed
    And told his lover to take his shoes
    Outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.

    He put on his shoes and drove home.

    'Where have you been?' his wife demanded.

    'I can't lie to you,' he replied,

    'I'm having an affair with my secretary.
    We had sex all afternoon.'

    She looked down at his shoes and said:

    'You lying Illegitimate child!
    You've been playing golf!'​
     
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  2. excuse rode word wasnt me :oops:
     
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  3. rickyrooo1

    rickyrooo1 Hanging round like a bad smell

    I say if the sweary filter doesn't get it and it isn't a deliberate attempt to bypass the swear using $ or 1 for s and I then it's fair game.
     
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  4. rickyrooo1

    rickyrooo1 Hanging round like a bad smell

    plus I don't give a $h1t
     
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