A change is a coming...

Ooh, you are a trouble maker at times MC!!

 

Blimey, I was being nice. It's a term of endearment.

Apples and Pears = Stairs
Dog and bone = phone
Etc etc
therefore
Treacle tart or Treacle for short = sweetheart

So you and @scrooge95, both sweethearts.

If i wanted to start a fight I could have used 13 amp (no googling, have a guess)

Jeez where's @Barry Haynes when you need him

 

Er....pot - kettle

 

next time louy coming to DERRY tag along and both come an have avery big swally

 

A whatty???

 

Yep, that sounds rude, i'm not googling that and having it in my history for SWMBO to find.

 

you can pack it in too

 

what sounds rude ?

 

What does THAT mean?!?

 

I’m here, @Ermintrude and @scrooge95,
What @paneuropaul was trying to say is you’re china plates with plenty of bees so you should skive off together

 

I think he doesn't believe me and thinks I'm making a "great escape" unless it's on TV and it's just a massive coincidence.

Exactly, glad that's sorted right owt, cheerz me ole Lemon

 

I’m not nearly drunk enough for this... yet!

 

i asked a question too what sounds rude ?

 

I've just googled and Collin's don't seem to do a Sauth London to op norf dictionary

Swally

 

means A DRINK ITS A SCOTISH AND IRISH WORD

 

Pheeeew! Too many colloquialisms, I’m purely queens English, doncha know