123 members? I get it. 12 guests? I get it. 40 robots? Wtf?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Spacecowboyuk, Aug 20, 2015.

  1. As per title what's the robots thing all about on the homepage?
     
  2. they built um strong n tuff types :D
     
  3. Its the evil government spidermonkey robots spying on your every word so they can send you a ticket for that rust bubble..
     
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  4. They come from the UFO base on the moon. They watch us. I read it on the internet.
     
  5. They're preparing for judgment day.
    They want your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.
     
  6. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

    Don't be silly, that's the moon Nazis. :thinking:
     
  7. You saw nothing, do you understand?
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  8. Tuesday wildchild

    Tuesday wildchild I'm a circle!

    Secret photo of the mods/bots at work,


























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  9. we got wombat the robot swimming pool cleaner and now charlie the robot vacuum cleaner ,they are taking over...:thumbsup:
     
  10. Tuesday wildchild

    Tuesday wildchild I'm a circle!

    You need one to do the grass cutting for you
     
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  11. I can see the time coming and it will all depend on our favourite shop having them....;)
     
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  12. Tuesday wildchild

    Tuesday wildchild I'm a circle!

    Only problem is I can't see them doing internal corners very well so you'll still have to get out your chair. ;)
     
  13. rickyrooo1

    rickyrooo1 Hanging round like a bad smell

    "Does anyone actually know what robot means"?
    "Ooo ooo"
    "Yes Gary"?
    "It means slave"
     
  14. Tuesday wildchild

    Tuesday wildchild I'm a circle!

    Its Czech you know.
     
  15. you mean in the house ,the brushes get in the corners..:thumbsup:

    The pool wombat does get stuck under the ladders...:rolleyes:
     
  16. Nerd Alert - actual answer is that "robots" are actually bits of code on web servers owned by Google and the like that "Crawl" sites and index them. Robots are the things that rank a website and its content on the search engines. To attract the Robots (which most site want to so they are found on search engines) most websites have a file within them called Robots.txt that the search engines look for as it has and "index" of the site allowing them to look in the relevant pages.
     
  17. i prefer roboats
     
  18. I was just about to say that!!
     
  19. sANDYbAY

    sANDYbAY On benefits-won't sponsor!

    I'm a Robert, but my friends call me Bob. :)
     
  20. Robert it is then :thumbsup:
     
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