11th emergency service

Just got a call from my elderly neighbour thats shes stuck in her lounge and the door wont open to get out, so been over to rip her door casing to shreds and release her! saturday nights are all action here !

 

could she not have let you in through a window?

 

Did you kick Her back door in too

You're my hero !!

I hope you took her to the mental home in your brand new(ly) fixed(ish) camper

 

old bat maaaaan

 

no need for breaking and entering,! im a key holder for her, for her panic service.
anybody else need releasing??

 

if i did i would do it myself.

 

need lubin up for it?

 

i bet she lubs you even more now , box of heroes on the way me finks

 

i'm fine on that score ta.

 

oh go on, i got some durex play here. you might like it!

 

If your the eleventh then im the twelth

 

even more a racing snake than i!

 

I only went to have a drink with some other dubbers to celebrate @Paley birthday and ended up carrying out two break ins

 

PIGEON SNATCHERS