Are you taking the pi....... oh, hold on Snots, you want us to take it don’t you. Why don’t you market it as a Gwyneth style Wellness Elixir. £200 a pop. You’ll have all the rich but gullibles queueing round the block.
Do you often just randomly pee in a pot on the off chance the doctor wants it, or is this something new for 2020?
When they said they needed a pee sample they didn’t mean collect several gallons from last year. and I’m gonna be honest, you just piling it all up on the reception counter and doing a runner was always gonna annoy them.
Of course it's not new. It's just another thing in the long line of his.................................. "thing's he does"! You can check them all out here at www.snottyfettishes.com
Working on it mate. It's the one with the frozen Frankfurter, gravy boat and cattle prod that's confusing me!!
Is this still available, I've just run over a cow over the forest and I was going to do a bit of tanning, it says on YouTube I need a pint of cold *******