Bazza can't believe you're 16 already, time flies Will send your cake and proper norvern beer shortly
Don’t tell Baz, but we’ve organised a huge cake for him. At midnight, Theresa May’s going jump out of it in the nip
Unfortunately, Dianne's at Weightwatchers tonight, so we've arranged for Jeremy Corbyn to jump out of the cake. Well, not jump. Emerge in a caring, non-racist fashion.
Happy Birthday mate! I missed this earlier... hope you have a great time when your birthday actually arrives!