2 ole boys paddy and murphy , liven at the top of a hill . wan ole biddy liven across the field from them , liven so high of the beaten track they had no visitors except the post man and parcel force man delivering to them , they tryed to be there when they came so they would have some one to talk a too. one day they missed both , ah be jesus we ve no one to talk to this week , oh sweet jesus wee got 5 letters and a parcel for parcel force . whats the letters says murphy , just bills says paddy . whats in the parcel ssays murphy be jesus its a catoulouge and THERE SELLING wemen holy feck says murphy , there selling wemen in the book ORDER 3 naw says paddy we l order wan if shes any oud well order tree more good on ye ah that l do we l she if shes any gud 2 weeks pass there down the field picking PURDIES wee women shouts over well boys did yer women come NAW SAYS PADDY she ll be here in a couple of days but they sent on her clothes
My Brother told a customer that after an MOT, Second only to "well the badge is ok, pitted but usable". He's doing a Renault Master Tech "customer handling course" this week, I'd love to see the trainers face.
The Maple, Butter, and Bacon cream doughnut [America!]. Shall I bring some back when I'm next over there?
That's not proper lundon, that's norf lundon,proper lundon is sarf lundon, we have proper beer, proper pie and mash and luvely tarts
Yes and it was the devil/ that persuaded him to take it even though his father said no, Steve nobs is the devil.