New mods

i think you heard one word right

 

Caught unawares . A likely story...ipso facto no defence M'lud.

 

im glad i drink coffee

 

But being a person of quality, ie a motorhome as against van owner, we the common herd know you will perform your duties with the utmost probity.

 

been done already ,they called in the early hours of Monday morning shouting abuse and hurling fruit in all directions

 

Pah! Poacher turned gamekeeper!

 

Always good to know it's there, safety first

 

I for one look forward to mocking the new blood as I'm bored of the pair of old geasers that we've had to put up with day in day out.

Come the revolution brothers/sisters.

 

Up against the wall, without a doubt...

 

Shooting is to good for them.

 

When the working masses rise up, they won't be so cocky...

 

Without us poorer folk the would be nothing , they owe us everythink

 

drop it now boy.

 

Wouldn't be so sure, I've seen the bunker in the staff room. 20 floors below sea level 10 foot of steel re-enforced concrete

Apparently it took @hailfrank 10 years to dig out using only a spoon

Instructions in the even of an emergency are:-

In the event of an uprising or alien invasion - all mods to assemble in the bunker
All mods must bring their own toilet paper, smoking jacket and pipe
Once uprising has died down, and the masses have descended into chaos they will long for order
Exit bunker and rule like kings (and queens)
In the even there is no one left alive above ground, it is the responsibility of the mods to re-populate the earth

......I probably shouldn't have let that slip out