You are correct No one would nick mine. If they did they would bring it back once they had seen it in daylight
Off piste a bit I know but a few years ago I bought push bike for work well it got nicked from work one Friday but on the Monday it was returned with a note and a £10 stuck to the crossbar and the note said that he had felt sorry for me for having such a crap bike that the tenner was for me to improve it
Seen that brown chicken hanging round at the bottom of our street ,might shell out for some more security...