I am surprised you don't just use one of those westy kids hammocks that go across the front, you being vertically challenged
I’ve decided that what you meant to say is that I could go on the kids hammocks as I’m so petite and slender
Get totally wasted decide it’s best to go to bed Walk up to sliding door steady yourself Lean forward miss sliding door handle and fall flat on face Repeat several times until admitting defeat Roll under camper and pass out.
I went to the Munich Beer festival about 30 years ago, we bought a old crap camper from a place in Wraysbury, they sold them to Aussies etc then promised 70% money back, then sold on again. They were all heaps, the one we bought still had the yellow crayon marks round the rust that should have been fixed. I was the last one back to the van and was hanging out my arse lol. I grabed the sliding door handle but fell back and pulled the front of the door out the rusty runner. Then tried putting it back on. Fell back again now pulling the back off. There I was laying on the floor with the sliding door on top of me. I think I tried for a little while before giving up. Got in and just leant the door against the hole in the van.
Head at tailgate, feet on the stool that goes in the walk-through bit between front and back - I’m 6’4 so feet would be squished against the tailgate if I went the other way! If both of us are there, I just drink lots of rum, get on the side where the spare wheel cupboard is and adopt the fetal position curled around the cupboard. Most comfy place I know of
