Been doing some casual work with Old MacDonald. It's "quack quack" or "moo moo" all day long with that bloke. Think I might jack it in.
Should see the EIEIO wiring standards , 5th edition. "Continuous bare live conductors should be separated from surfaces by an air gap of more than 25mm " "Water pipes can be used as a neutral return." "All wiring shall be terminated in 15 amp round pin mains plugs to ensure that in the event of an inspection it can be rapidly placed under the corn sacks that shall be stored nearby." "Nails used as junction points shall be at least 15cm long" " Any wiring is capable of carrying any current until it sags or catches fire."