Grazed knees

When I was eight years old I fell off my bike and grazed both of my knees ,I'm telling you this now as we didn't have the internet or social media then.

 

AHH you poor little soldier...

can you get counselling for your ptsd..

 

@Suss got grazed knees when he knelt down for the vicar

 

Have you sued the pavement for that unwarranted micro aggression?

 

Awww.
You OK,hun?

 

Its the council I'm after

 

I haven't had it yet ,got any pictures of what you might have as I'm open to suggestions

 

@bernjb56 might have some Savlon?

 

Posh git! Stick some salt on it!

 

Or as my nan used to say...

"Just rub it better"

 

Let a dog lick them

 

Bit of iodine dressing, be right a rain

 

My Nan would say, “Get up ya big Jessie!”

 

She didn’t mean that

 

Our friend is a primary school teacher and she swears by the amazing healing properties of a wet paper towel

 

He has some “ under the counter “ Specials

 

Does it work for a head ache and should I put chocolate sauce on them

 

It’s well known that just blowing on something you’ve dropped on the kitchen floor will instantly kill any bacteria on it.

Surprised they didn’t suggest that during Covid, tbh.