Sir Barold Haynes

Isn't it about time?

 

Greatest wearer and purveyor of the Croc, since 2009.

 

Thank you very much but just like Lewis Hamilton all I do for a living is drive a car so I don't deserve it , but long overdue

SIR BRYAN FERRY

 

Bivvy shoes

 

Too smooth.

 

How about

I think the marks and Spencer episode put paid to his knighthood
But smooth yes indeed

 

what about Sir Tony Blackburn for services to music and entertainment

 

I never liked his teeth.

 

Are you faster or does it depend if it’s after midnight?

 

Funnily enough, Lewis will never do a Grand Prix south of the river after dark.

 

I'd give Haynes a knighthood just for shutting up about Chelsea!


(Oh and fishing too.)

 

I don’t think anyone should get a knighthood for doing their job. Knighthoods should be for people who go above and beyond for the betterment of others.

 

Well he did wrestle with some loony on an aeroplane,
That’s worth a knighthood Nipper

 

Who, Barry?

 

You calling Bazza a loony

 

No, that was Samuel Jackson and snakes
And he's not a British citizen

 

Ok

 

No he was hanging on the wheels Nipper

 

• He’s moved to Cornwall Nipper

And opening up a tin mine called
Wheal Barold

 

Weren't knighthoods originally bestowed upon those who did great and brave service to king, queen and country? Remembering that knighthoods are generally earned but aren't necessarily for life. People like Fred Goodwin, Jimmy Savile and Walter Raleigh all fell foul of the system at some stage.