Just one of those days....

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by scrooge95, Nov 26, 2020.

  1. Look on the bright side. At least they let you wear your own nightie :thumbsup:
     
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  2. Merlin Cat

    Merlin Cat Moderator

    Ow @scrooge95 what a bobbins day! Was it one of those that you reassuringly stubbed your toes getting into bed just to reaffirm what a poo day it was?!!

    As you probably know tetanus can be transported through soil, have you had your jab? Go and get that hand sorted or you could get blood poisoning or the like.

    Tomorrow morning I expect you to go to the Drs or local drop in place for treatment. Afterwards you can visit your folks so they make you tea and fuss over you! :)

    Hope it gets better soon - and your head! :) x
     
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  3. Merlin Cat

    Merlin Cat Moderator

    @davidoft have you bought a medallion yet to show off your manly hairy chest? ;) x
     
  4. PIE

    PIE

    I was welding under a car and got a big blob of weld in me ear!!!
     
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  5. PIE

    PIE


    Thats a fair stint in hospital & they dont keep you in for nothing, what did it turn out to be?
     
  6. scrooge95

    scrooge95 Moderator and piggy bank keeper

    Thankfully there didn’t turn out to be an extra helping of toe stubbing, although it was one of those kind of days. I am constantly amazed that I (or any member of the human race for that matter) actually has little toes anymore.... the mere fact that I haven’t managed to snap both of mine off over the years is close to a minor miracle. They must be the most resilient bone in our bodies, and if we could harness their power we could probably actually save the world!!
     
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  7. Also - if your thumb does drop off, make sure the dog’s not around. You know what he’ll do...
     
  8. scrooge95

    scrooge95 Moderator and piggy bank keeper

    Cor blimey Mr ‘Oft, you take care of yourself, that sounds proper bloody awful.... although hospital food has improved drastically over the years so it’s not all bad being waited on, hand foot and finger for a week.....
    Have you just properly mangled your back, slipped a number of discs, that kind of thing? Sounds rubbish. Stay resting, and enjoy the drugs! x
     
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  9. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Supporter and teachers pet

    :eek:
     
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  10. scrooge95

    scrooge95 Moderator and piggy bank keeper

    I have been ‘practising’ in case amputation is necessary and I have to make do with only one opposable digit in my life, but good point about Dylan! Bloody dog would be away with it before it’d hit the floor :D
     
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  11. You’ll never play the bass again!
     
  12. scrooge95

    scrooge95 Moderator and piggy bank keeper

    Some would say that’s a blessing....
     
  13. davidoft

    davidoft Sponsor

    disc, trapped nerve pulled muscles , full house. :( , luckily I havent stubbed my toes recently, broken a fair few in the last couple of years, shoes all the time now :D

    get well soon @scrooge95 :thumbsup:
     
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  14. davidoft

    davidoft Sponsor

    I’ll get the children to cast me one from my spare gold :D
     
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  15. CollyP

    CollyP Moderator

    I hope your digits and bonce are ok Sarah.

    I stabbed my finger with a fork yesterday, and then, when I was cleaning one of my Uber sharp knives...

    cut my thumb :(
     
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  16. scrooge95

    scrooge95 Moderator and piggy bank keeper

    Ouch ouch ouch!
     
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  17. CollyP

    CollyP Moderator

    It bled a lot, but mainly because it was already under running water coz I was cleaning.
    It goes everywhere!
     
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  18. scrooge95

    scrooge95 Moderator and piggy bank keeper

    It does indeed. I nicked my ankle shaving my legs once... I swear if CSI had been called in they would’ve thought it was the scene of a mass murder!

    Get a cleaner, you know it makes sense! ;)
     
  19. Meltman

    Meltman Sprout Lover

    This site is getting to sound like Emergency Ward 10 (other hospital type television programmes are /were available )....is there an award for the best (worst ) injuries? I hope you have all had first aid training, just in case.
     
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  20. Fruitcake

    Fruitcake Supporter

    Just going outside to use a chainsaw, wish me well....................
     

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