They are are arguing over the EMPI rubber bits thrown over the fence, one of them is trying to sell the parts off the pile and the rest of them are complaining.
I couldn’t agree more. I wish they’d shut up. Banging on and on about how they won the Premier league and about Jamie bloody Vardy. I’m glad I’m not the only one whos had enough.
Are you sure it isn’t the deadly Necrotising Birkenstock Virus? The source has been traced to a market stall in Hebden Bridge.
Must of been females last night. They where sitting on my front garden looking all snooty We had just watched part 2 of IT when the screaming started.
Will it become compulsory to wear them with socks, to stop the possibility of skin transferral to other items of footwear?
Even worse, those little rubber socks you had to wear for swimming when you were a kid and had a verucca.