He's in the recreation room Rich, they have someone on the old Johanna and they are having mackesons and winkles, Dons enjoying his birthday party
They thought he was playing the bagpipes in his room the other night. Turns out he’d just got his nuts caught in his bedside drawer.
He'll have to behave now Doreen's turned up with a bottle of Gordon's gin, she's on the dancefloor as we speak singing John I'm only dancing a tribute to our @SweeneyTodd
Happy Birthday fella. Hope you have a good one. (see, no insults from me as I have total respect for you. Not like @snotty and @Barry Haynes !) skirt wearer!