I have Ava Gardner’s number somewhere, Frankie gave it me if it’s any use to you Snots. Failing that I’ve got an Avocado going spare. I think it’s a few weeks past it’s sell by, but you’re welcome to have it if you don’t mind the stomach cramps and projectile vomiting that goes with it.
Ha, found it in the back of a ...ahem.... special interest publication. Just dial Toll Free 0800 AVAGADRO for frank mathematical chat.
Found it! He's on 602 2140 7600 0000 0000 0000 0. Don't forget the +39 if you're calling from outside Italy.
Don't bother, it's CONSTANTly engaged. Try Euler instead. He'll be more useful to you if you want to get onto a carbon dating site