Self centered, self important, arrogant horading T***S

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dicky, Mar 17, 2020.

  1. Baysearcher

    Baysearcher [secret moderator]

    Farm Shops make me laugh. Its the same mass produced crap (generally) but in nicer packaging and 3 times the price.
    Still, Tarquin and Jacosta like it so it must be good. Right?
     
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  2. Moons

    Moons Supporter

    £15 mayonnaise that had horseradish in it is always going to better that the muck the greater unwashed consume from supermarkets.

    And no small children were whipped or set on fire making it.


    That’s what helps me sleep at night, under my ethically sourced hemp based duvet.


    Greta will be given your name for her list.
     
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  3. Poptop2

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    Not to worry anyone but there’s very little winter wheat been planted this winter, usually the shortfall is brought in from abroad, but the difference is those countries may need it themselves this year. It’s amazing how quickly the wheat reserve can be used up, so the worry in the farming community is we will run out of flour mid summer to autumn time. I don’t think we have intervention stores any more either.
     
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  4. Moons

    Moons Supporter

    Stand by for the rush on the Gluten Free isle!

    I’m off to hoard Coconut macaroons...
     
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  5. Although I am a lot older and technology has moved on a bit I could do that, I'd have to wear my glasses as well. After all I'm unlikely to be very busy in my own work. Where's that bloke moaning about us self employed types now.
     
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  6. Funnily enough yesterday my wife and son came back from the supermarket with some gluten free cakes, they hadn't noticed but I wondered if they had been left on the shelf for that reason.
     
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  7. Faust

    Faust Supporter

    They don't stock them straight away in the morning as to avoid the eager beavers ..they are set out at set times .
     
  8. Faust

    Faust Supporter

    I take it your duvet is green ;)
     
  9. Faust

    Faust Supporter

    That is a lesson in the advantage of being more self sufficient . This country has fantastic growing soil just as good as the Netherlands and they are the biggest suppliers of fruit and veg in Europe apparently .
     
  10. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    It’s the weather that has stopped farmers being able to get the seed in, the ground has been too wet for the machinery, it’s rained since November. A lot of those that have managed to plant are now watching their crops rot in the ground Ewan.
     
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  13. Where is this? Are their government ready for all the refugees?
     
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  14. oh how I laughed at all of the people in the empty toilet roll isle when I went shopping yesterday ....only to come home and realise we've only got 3 rolls left in our house for 5 of us o_O:mad:
     
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  15. Naff all on our butchers shelves this morning apart from a heap of mince and 2 full sirlions.
     
  16. Well said Poppy, been thinking the same for a while.
     
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  17. still plenty of J cloths available, machine washable as well
     
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  18. crossy2112

    crossy2112 Supporter

    You've no need to worry now Malc you can drive as many hours as you want and won't be a danger to anyone, the government said so :thumbsup:
     
  19. Devastating news ... :eek: they have already been advising people not to use alternatives and put them down the loo, kitchen roll, baby wipes etc.
     
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  20. Moons

    Moons Supporter

    It used to be you’d wipe your backside after reading the newspaper.

    Now you’d wipe it before reading it and have got full value for money.
     
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