"Ooooh what a beauty, I've never seen one as big as that before. Ooooh what a beauty, It must be ten foot long or even more." (old music hall song about a prize marrow...)
Fecking UPS leaving neighbour's parcels around here. Look at the nosey cow at 24, curtains are flapping like Katie Price"s undies!
Her & Frau Schmit state"It vreally vauz al reedy heer ven vee move-ed een. " When questioned by British intelligence.
Instead of a Big Brexit Bong on Jan 31, Mr and Mrs Brexiteer have decided to celebrate with a Big Bang. People told them it was a rubbish idea but they say they know better as we had worse in the war and we did all right and look at the bluebirds over the white cliffs of Dover and how bad can it be really if you’re British and like Spam?
Surveying the remains of the hot water cylinder following the Friday night swingers' bath party, Mr and Mrs Henson decided that maybe a combi boiler would have been a better option