@snotty I think @SweeneyTodd s offer was the best I would take him up on it , he did me some door cards that were really good but don't send him any " private pictures" as payment if he asks
OK...one more....I used to think, when I was a kid, that PHB was a posh bar of soap and that we were proper 'middle class'...….turns out the old man had a mate in the pub that worked down the pit....PHB= Pit head baths!