My tablecloths are all vinyl ....probably for good reason I cant believe the lack of adventurous spirit from you lot, I thought that classic VW camper owners epitomised a care free attitude , willingness to be open and try new things ....and to embrace dippy toast You'll be telling be next that you've never tried a buttered Weetabix or digestive biscuit!
hot buttered toast dipped in tea is nice, it has to be the right tea though. Yorkshire tea will suffice since Derbyshire tea isnt available