Heading darn sarf

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by crossy2112, Mar 1, 2019.

  1. Merlin Cat

    Merlin Cat Moderator

    Flat beer rules!!! They only have a head on the northern beer so they don’t have to give you a full pint :)
     
  2. Hi Merlin... you are so wide of the point, the point is in Belgium drinking duvel already. Serve you local beer as flat as you like, but without the right amount of foam, a Yorkshire pint is like a pancake rather than a Yorkshire pudding.
     
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  3. Merlin Cat

    Merlin Cat Moderator

    No way Jose! The first time I had a Northern frothy pint I thought I’d gone back into olden times where they had to top it up with washing up liquid :)
     
  4. You always get some froth on Shandy...
     
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  5. 'appen tha'il nivva understan'.
     
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  6. CollyP

    CollyP Moderator

    it was grim; I came back darn sarf.
     
  7. Should be a relief to use a toilet actually inside the house...
     
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  8. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    Are you ok?
     
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  9. I heard he’d booked the honeymoon suite at the Bracknell Travelodge...
     
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  10. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Supporter and teachers pet

    What’s a..er...”toilet” did you call it?
     
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  11. Suss

    Suss Supporter

    Isn't it the metal thing you put in front of the fire on a Sunday night and have a bath in?
     
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  12. Manning the walls, awaiting your return @crossy2112 . Brighouse and Raistrick brass band are puckering up for your return fanfare and a flyover by the Batley pigeon fanciers club is booked. Ar returning brother will be showered with puds and anointed in Hendos .
     
  13. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Supporter and teachers pet

    And in his dotage, wide eyed grand kids will gather round his comfy armchair by the coal fire and say “Please Grandad, tell us again about the time you went to the South.... were the streets really paved with gold and fair trade hummus?”
     
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  14. CollyP

    CollyP Moderator

    It has taken many hours of sleep within walking distance of Waitrose to return to normalcy.
    I think I'll be ok - thank you for your concern! :)
     
  15. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    He’s gone, apparently he spend all night in the garden looking for the karsey :p
     
  16. Hendos - is that a northern version of Nandos?
     
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  17. scrooge95

    scrooge95 Moderator and piggy bank keeper


    Love a good pint of Landlord too, although obviously we should take it as read that it won’t be as good down ere in the sarf as it would be oop norf! Luckily, there’s thousands of local breweries down here that make some absolutely crackin’ ales..... as well demonstrated by everyone’s love of Doombar at Techenders ;)
    And I’m sure I’ll get to sample Landlord in it’s native habitat eventually :D
     
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  18. Nooooooo! Do a search on here and be enlightened .
     
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  19. Its ok, I know what Nandos is................
     
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  20. @crossy2112 Did you get home OK?
    All north of Watford have been waiting with baited breath.
    What is it like?
    Does the beer have a similar effect to a colonic?
    Do people not say hello when you walk past them in the street?
    Can it really take longer to drive than walk?
    Is the underground just as exciting as the rides at Light Water Valley?
     
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