Look if you write @hailfrank ban me please! it says 'dog ban me please' never knew that. Anyway your plumber will be a nobber.
my plumber in Bristol has roped me in to sort out the omnishambles of a bathroom he's been doing. Tiler has tiled the floor onthe wonk. Shower valve too low on the wall with a fixed riser rail so he has to hack the tiled wall out. Whoever patch skimmed one bit of the wall must have been drunk. He's gonna owe me big time.
I bet he mutters to himself as well! 22 into there that’s teed into that And reduced down to 15 there and that does that and that’s across doing that.
Nope, doesn't mutter to himself, doesn't break wind when he bends down under the cabinets. I'm beginning to wonder whether he is actually a plumber...