.... from my parents. A guy a few doors up from them has bought a t25. Now normally I’d point and laugh, and maybe throw rotten fruit at it in an attempt to run them out of town in shame. However for reasons I cant explain I looked at this one and thought, oh that’s actually alright looking. I’m concerned I might be warming to the moon buggies in my old age. Is there a cure?
Oh god. Should I buy sandals? Oh double god, I watched a bit of the royal wedding as well. Oh Christ what have they done?
don't panic, this is easily remedied; first throw a bucket of iced water over yourself then give yourself a good slap and finally stare at a house brick for a whole day asking yourself why would you want to drive THAT!? sorted
Don't even think about it, Mr. B. and @Flakey's days are numbered... he probably thinks i've forgotten but the best revenge takes careful and thorough planning a