.....No it's not a new game show on Channel 5! Ahead of World Toilet Day tomorrow (yep, that's a new one on me, who knew there was genuinely a world toilet day?) apparently it's possible to Twin Your Toilet! And my home town is now a Toilet Twinning Town. I'm strangely proud. (All joking aside, it's actually a bloody ace idea, but it is a little difficult to watch a video that say the word 'Toilet' quite so many times without chuckling a bit!)
Our local Wildlife Trust has a prominent notice to the effect that the toilet is twinned with one in Africa. Didn't dare ask why, might have got thrown out. Don't suppose any of them have experienced a toilet of that ilk.....