It's your ball but.....

It is getting a bit boring now, again

 

So are you saying I need to dumb things down for you more often?

Don't knock Woman's Weekly, it's read by half a million people a week.

But now I have you on the couch...lets talk about your childhood, your desire to rekindle something that's been dead a while, and your need to place smileys on condescending email to strangers.

In turn, I'll share with you how I know very little about psychology, but have a distain for banter when it simply isn't.

 

Keep out Barry, keep out son, down to the the shed and chillll

 

Where you a shed ender ?

 

Yes, I'll tell you some shed end story's over a cold beer one day

 

Holte ender me back in the 80's

 

Where's Owen Swell when you need him ... looking for a sense of humour

 

I've been in the Holte end, one of our finest moments, weren't so good on the pitch in those days

 

Yes please. A simple ***** you will do fine. Why waste some of your biggest words on someone you can't impress.

 

Ah - I understand where you are with it now....here to impress eh.....well, sadly, you are mixing me up with people that believe total strangers online are 'mates', and that the internet is full of prospective 'fans' and a willing 'audience'....

However, I will in my own way try and keep standards up, even if you find that hard to accept.

Out of interest - I am acting in the same way here as I always have....any reason for your sudden angst?

 

It's full moon today

 

Oh no. Does this mean we're not mates? I was just doing my Christmas cards and was up to the 'L's,

 

Oh I think its safe to say we aren't mates, let's face facts.

Does bring me back to my question though - I am as I always have been here, what is the reason for your sudden angst?

 

You really are familiar you know.....

 

can't see it here it's a bit cloudy .............

 

Mmm!

 

No angst. Remember it's not real life, you can walk away at any time. If you need to talk and let it all out just go for it, I'll listen mate.

 

Ok....well....it all started when I was 5 and went to see Santa Claus.

Sit on me knee the big fella said, so I did.

Suffice to say I can't pass by a shelf with Whether Original on it and not visibly shake.....

 

https://uk.yahoo.com/news/santa-cla...y-off-the-hamburgers-and-chips-121249813.html

This wasnt you was it?

(That was a joke etc)