You know you’re old when...

...a good poo is better than sex

 

Close thread. Please

 

It just drizzles out

 

You take a chance every time you crash one down

 

I'm sure it will be fine. Nobody will comment

 

You can clear the whole post office

 

you smell like your granny

 

You join The Late Bay

 

you can fart with out trying

 

I was wrong

 

When your seven year old son has a spelling test at school today and has to put various words into a sentence
One of them words was father and his sentence was
My father is old
Did make me laugh


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i was in a and e nurse said you can bring your wife in with you , isaid thats me ma

 

When you......erm.....erm. No I forget, i need to scroll back up to the top of this thread to erm....erm...oh look next doors putting his bins out is it Wednesday already?

 

Your ears are hairier than your head!

 

something leaks down your leg and it feels nice and warm

 

Shut up mr naughty or ill tell chell what your doing whilst she’s away working to keep you in ale

 

You know you’re r getting old when you hide things under crates in your shed

 

When you're on a bus with your 90 year old Dad and a teenager says "look two grandads"