Why doesn't my alternator work? :(

What left the main lead off the starter? I am that daft but not this time.

 

No idea.

 

The fuel gauge is near the top of the red with just 5L in it so I'll have to watch out I don't run out of petrol.

 

Tap it a few times with your finger. Sometimes works in WW2 fighter planes.

 

Have you taken it out for a drive yet

 

No, I had a whole list of other things to do first and still not finished.

 

Too much time on here is your problem

 

Usually the way...

 

I have to stop for the odd cuppa.

 

i think it could be the whiskey

 

Whisky.

 

just checkin