Where did it all go so wrong....?

Packing to go away for the Easter break I ask which case I should use for my clothes and stuff.

‘There’s a Trunky in the wardrobe you can use - the other cases are full...,

This is my luggage

I’m 42.....

 

Hope you’ve packed your Fireman Sam pyjamas and your favourite toy dinosaur

 

You have to ride it around in a public place, with pictures on here.
or
Sulk like a petulant child if your wife won't pull you along on it.

 

Customs: is this your suitcase sir?
Mattlad: *mumbles something incoherent*
Customs: sorry sir?
Mattlad: *sulkily* yes
Customs: *stifling laughter* pack it all by yourself did you sir?
Mattlad: *indignant* yes!

 

There's barely enough room for your blankie leave alone cuddly Mister Hedwig...

 

“Did you pack this yourself, Sir?”

 

It's fine, he'll be trailing blankie behind him, whilst tripping over his feet and sucking a thumb.

 

Should have done the electric drill motor conversion like the Grand Tour lot did.

 

Don’t forget the snotty nose...

 

I would definitely be riding that through the airport

 

Come on man! Pull yourself together .... You should be able to get more than enough thongs it that, surely?

 

Is there really room in there for a Power Rangers duvet cover?

 

Has it got wana bun on the other side

 

Blimey, he’s peed himself again. Did you bring the spare shorts?

 

Bless! He’s tired......

 

Busy day!

 

He'll be horrible tomorrow!