what should i do before i use my van

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by dookie, Nov 29, 2015.

  1. My van has been sitting on the drive for the last 6 months, no real reason just lack of time and being lazy if i had to tell the truth.

    My question is that is there things i should do before i use my van after it has been sitting unloved for a while? Is there thing need greasing or can i just give it a jump and off i go?

    Cheers

    Richard
     
  2. Fire it up and go for a drive. You'll find out if anything's packed up. Your brakes might feel a bit crunchy to start with.

    Nothing like a good blast to clear out the cobwebs. He'll thank you for it.
     
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  3. go ta the toilet before you do that ^^
     
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  4. sANDYbAY

    sANDYbAY On benefits-won't sponsor!

    I'll go along with Snotty, if it starts and moves have a drive.
     
  5. sANDYbAY

    sANDYbAY On benefits-won't sponsor!

    Actually, yes, go for a wee and don't forget to wear a coat it's very cold out. :)
     
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  6. Get a tetanus jag
     
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  7. sANDYbAY

    sANDYbAY On benefits-won't sponsor!

    Yes that, and brush your teeth and make sure you've got clean pants on. :thumbsup:
     
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  8. Check your fuel lines and oil level.
     
  9. MorkC68

    MorkC68 Administrator

    you need more than a coat - its blowing a ruddy hurricane in Notts, you'll more than likely need an anchor :eek:
     
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  10. Merlin Cat

    Merlin Cat Moderator

    Make a flask, wrap up warm and go for a drive :)
     
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  11. mikedjames

    mikedjames Supporter

    Choose wider roads so when you pass a gap in the hedge you still have space to swerve left again in the wind.
    Take a mobile phone.
     
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  12. 77 Westy

    77 Westy Supporter

    This ^ and grease yer nipples.
     
  13. Tuesday wildchild

    Tuesday wildchild I'm a circle!

    Sell it . :D
     
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  14. Zed

    Zed Gradually getting grumpier

    And stout shoes for walking back home.
     
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  15. davidoft

    davidoft Sponsor

    On an XJS eithers fine :D
     
  16. I
    Isn't that just a re-bodied S type?
     
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  17. sANDYbAY

    sANDYbAY On benefits-won't sponsor!

    So @dookie youve had the benefit of some very well researched replies from the eminent members of this august website and we now require some feedback detailing how your foray into the scary outside world went.
     
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  18. Pudelwagen

    Pudelwagen Supporter

    Don't forget to pressurise the screen washer (and tyres!).
     
  19. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Take the AA number.
     
  20. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    Pass your test
     

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