What are you doing today?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Poptop2, Jun 26, 2018.

  1. I've been pressure-washing the wife's butt before re-plumbing it.
     
  2. What you get up to on your private time is no concern of ours.......





    Will there be pictures.....asking for a friend....
     
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  3. She's actually got two. One round the front, one round the back. They tend to go stagnant if you don't use them.
     
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  4. Hey, tell me about it :rolleyes:
     
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  5. Told me 6to8 weeks recovery. Typical, I’m retired
     
  6. You know that while you're under, they stick a daffodil up your bum and take a group selfie?

    Have look on www.nhs.uk/flowersupbumpics.
     
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  7. Did you ask permission?
     
  8. My Wife's butt holds 1000 litres so I bought her a smaller one ... One lives in hope
     
  9. Sounds as if you had major surgery ... Not always the case, hence thought maybe you'd put it off and things had become more critical etc.
    GLF a speedy recovery :cool:
     
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  10. Mine can fill a watering can with her front one in about thirty seconds. Pretty impressive to watch.
     
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  11. Wow. Can see why you married her.
     
  12. I’ve just had a thought, I take aspirin daily, so blood is a little thin. And also, at my routine diabetes check two weeks ago, they said I had low platelet count.:thinking:
     
  13. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Moderator

    My mum was taking blood thinning tablets and developed low platelet count. She stopped taking them after being quite ill and hasn't looked back.
     
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  14. That’s interesting to hear. I’ve got to have a follow up blood test in 4 weeks, so will be interesting to see the results, and the remedy. If there is one :thumbsup:
     
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  15. having paid my £80 for amazon prime ,primarily for the next DAY delivery , i am awaiting the delivery of a few 12 volt electrical items to fit on my micro caravan
    However
    NEXT DAY delivery has now apparently been reduced to less items that seem to be above a certain price , and Ive just received emails saying the items will be delivered by 9PM
    is it me who is awkward , but i don't call 9PM next day , i call that evening - or night time . in essence 9pm is too late to start using the items if they turn up so late - so why am i paying them 80 quid.
    plus despite numerous messages asking the not to leave with neighbors, the still do so.

    So it seems today i will mainly be having a rant
     
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  16. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Moderator

    Took us ages to work out the problem. Actually it was statins that she ended up not taking and cutting down on the aspirin.
     
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  17. So if you’re not home when they try to deliver, you think they should come back and try again later? 9pm is still next day, if you ordered yesterday. If you wanted them to use today, maybe you should have ordered Wednesday :thinking:
     
  18. I know that . But I felt like a moan
     
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  19. I'm out in Lyme Regis, doing my best not to upset the locals

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  20. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Moderator

    That isn't a place, it's a euphemism!
     
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