Unfortunately the time has come for me to part company with my beloved passion wagon , she has a nice engine made in cockney England which i stole from a a poor unsuspecting soul on ebay . she has lots of hidie holes for strong vodka and come complete with toots music . Unfortunately no matter what engine i have put in her she will not go above 55mph and no matter how far i travel cannot do more than 3000 miles per year , so you could say she has been well cared for mechanically and driven as if owned by a old lady . i will consider a swap for a season ticket at Elland road , a years supply of vodka or a night with Geoffrey Boycott in his hotel room . This van is well known on the vw circuit , in fact they are bored to death with all the shows it goes to and have considered banning it as the owner ( me ) gets constantly *******ed and inflicts a good time on all who camp with me . Not so good bits are - once had a Leeds scarf on the dashboard and it has left a funny smell ! There are bits of lady's ( and mens ) clothing poked away around the van that may be a bit rank if found . it has never been to old trafford and sampled the delights of success . i will consider a straight swap for a Mazda bongo ALTERNATIVELY £2000 CASH GETS IT ! Ring woody on 078907001 and ask for Donny dubber
Very interested in your van mate, what sort of engine does it have? Don't want to end up with a slower bus than I have already PM me if its still for sale!
ok, what's the boycott thing? i immediately pictured Ian botham due to the donny/epworth connection but am now completely confuzzled