Useful facts that some people didn't realise?

A litre bottle of gin does not last as many days as it did a month or so ago

 

When you're *******ed and you have nothing in the drinks cupboard, northern beer isn't that bad

 

It all depends on what your favourite beer is!

 

Did you know if you traced the water flow in the Mersey through Stockport, all the way to the top of the hill and down the other side you'd end up in Hull.

 

We live in the middle, so does that mean when we wee in it lots of people get to taste London Pride

 

Bazza, have you just owned up to having hoarded our beer

 

Aren't you going to tell us what you "picked up" with yours?

 

Unfortunately yes, but they all live in Sheffield and Doncaster.


Here's a useless but slightly related fact. There used to be a lemonade factory in Sheffield. I don't know what it's like these days but in the 70's Sheffield water sometimes came out of the taps slightly brown due to iron in the river water. When it was bad they used to switch to dandelion and burdock.

 

Light does bend , and if you build a tower high enough and stood on top of it you would be able to see the back of your head but from yesterday

 

the largest collection of pens in the world are kept on pen island near Australia
visit their website www.penisland.com

 

The question is, do I really want to click on that link

 

The rhino you can see from zoo car park is called Barry

 

It's not rained in Chester for two weeks ,we could be heading for a drought

 

To be honest it depends whose it is.....it’s a very tactile experience, one has to treat the other party with the tender touch of an intimate lover.

I’m game if you are....

 

No, it's ok thanks. Obviously, I was asking from a purely academic standpoint.

 

Ok.....

Just know I have my own lighter, a gentle touch and an open mind.

 

I'm flattered, but will decline.