Useful facts that some people didn't realise?

The River Mersey starts in Stockport! Fact get over it!

 

Have you got a ferry across it?

 

No we have bridges mate!

 

Are the waters troubled there

 

It’s actually pronounced “Meeeeersie”, pal.

 

Did you know elephants have a prehensile penis? They can actually pick things up with it. Would be really useful when you’re working on your van

 

An elephant wouldn’t fit under there!

 

I knew that, well about it being prehensile, not about picking things up. Did you also know that when elephants mate, there is no actual penetration.

 

How (why) do you know such a fact?

 

So far, nobody, not even the o.p. has posted anything resembling a useful fact!

 

Sainsbury's are trying to charge £7:20 for 4 cans of my favourite beer, but you can buy 4 bottles of the same size from them for £5:75. Go figure?

Is that a useful fact, or what @Pudelwagen ?

 

You can’t jump in the air and fart.

I’m happy to prove this at next techenders.

For those of you in isolation it’s a fun game for the whole family to try.


Might even make a dent in the bean mountain some have hoarded.

 

Can you light a fart?

 

When I was at school Philip Dean lit a fart on the science lab table and took 20 coats of varnish off, true story

 

That must make that elephant a Clever Dick!

 

Serves him right for varnishing his bum

 

I thought everybody knew.

 

Could you not have gone under it ?

 

You find this unusual?