Tonights the night!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by SweeneyTodd, Aug 14, 2019.

  1. I have a cheeky wee at the back of the van because the bogs are like 100 yds away!!!!
     
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  2. Didn’t Cheeky Wee sing that song with Elton John?
     
  3. “Don’t Go Having A Slash”?
     
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  4. By law, it’s acceptable to wee on the rear wheel of your carriage, if needs be.
     
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  5. But not police cars :eek:
     
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  6. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift Mod

    One must ask, if you will excuse me, how you know this? :confused:
     
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  7. I appear in court next Wednesday :oops:
     
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  8. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift Mod

    The sentence of this court is that you will be taken from here to the place from whence you came and there be kept in close confinement until [date of execution], and upon that day that you be taken to the place of execution and there hanged by the neck until you are dead. And may God have mercy upon your soul.

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  9. No capital punishment these days. You're just sentenced to go and live in Bracknell, which is almost as bad.
     
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  10. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift Mod

    Could be worse , might be East Grinstead .................. Land of The Living Dead.
     
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  11. Few things finer than an open air wee under the stars when camping. Fact.
     
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  12. In England, you can still get banged up for carrying less than 10 shillings (about 50p), under the vagrancy act, but no one bothers...
     
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  13. Dubs

    Dubs Sponsor

    An open air Richard is even better, although somewhat frowned upon in campsites I’m told.. :oops:
     
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  14. Camping down through East Africa a few years back, the phrase “who’s got the spade?” was a familiar morning sound!
     
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  15. But you have to find a police car first haven’t seen one for ages.
     
  16. Wee went to a festival once and finding a portaloo that was weeable let alone pooable was almost impossible . I’m sorry /Prowl to admit that I have been known to attend the rear of my bus in an emergency holding a bucket with a lid if curry had been eaten but on several occasions have gone looking for toilets and come across ladies bending down when I’ve taken a short cut :eek: .
     
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  17. True.
     
  18. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift Mod

    I believe that the ones @Poptop2 sleeps in are amongst the best .............................. the Air B&Bs of portaloos.
     
  19. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift Mod

    That's better.
     
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  20. What?!
     

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