Today is Talk Like a Pirate Day

I saw this in a shop window in France and took a picture. I just knew it would have a purpose some day

 

A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, “Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."

"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

"Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."

The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook?What happened to your hand?"

The pirate explained, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I
got fitted with a hook but I'm fine, really."

"What about that eye patch?"

"Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them pooped in
my eye."

"You're kidding," said the bartender."You couldn't lose an eye just from bird poop."


"It was my first day with the hook.”

 

Saw kiddy Harriers cheated out of a promotion place to save Rovers from the drop to non league status. It was the most blatant fix ever in the history of the football league. I wasn't bitter, and was glad Rovers stayed up, but man the Harriers fans were mad about having three sent off including the goalie.

 

Stats DIV 3 2002

 

It really was hilarious. It was so blatantly fixed, but me being only a part time Harriers fan could see the funny side of it. The harriers fans were singing ' off. off, off each time one of our players touched the ball after the third sending off. I really did enjoy that game.