Toupee’s, Wigs, long hair in the front and bald on top, the issue of the balding head has been creating all sorts of ‘solutions’ for generations. But why does there need to be a solution? Why can there not be a Bald And Free Day to celebrate the chrome-dome, the cue-ball, the beautifully shaved scalp revealed in all its glory? Take heart! For such a day does truly exist, and it is, appropriately enough, Bald And Free Day, and it’s a day to toss aside all your head coverings and let the scalp breathe. Be Bald And Free Day is a celebration of the bald pate and the strength of the men and women who have dared to bare it all. It's also Dessert Day if you have hair and don't want to support us baldies.
When Mrs P saw his profile picture she couldn't make out which one of them was the shiniest. Shhhh. Don't say owt.
Is that one is those bicycle courier chaps, delivering my booking to the Park Lane Intercontinental hotel?