Tlb numpty of the year award ( unofficial )

can i nominate my self

after replacing the cylinder head on Mrs M-B's mini i couldn't get the dam thing to run right, there was no power and the thing kept back firing

in the end i gave up and took the mini to my local garage

i got a phone call before i was down the end of the road to tell me i had 2 plug leads the wrong way around

i'm a sparky by trade and used to playing with wires

 

Sandy-between the ears- Bay get my vote too......

 

^^ Ditto ^^


An award would make him feel slightly better about the whole thing

 

Me ------ Being daft enough to pop a pick of my Small's on

 

We are surrounded by numpty's, but Numpty Noo, King of the Numpty's is Sandybay.

Poptop can be a knight of the numpty realm..

Arise Sir Ploptop, oh sorry I see you can't as you've slipped into a pool of your own vomit and your knees have buckled under the weight of your huge numpty head.

Hoorah for King Bob and his cack handed knight of the realm Lord Ploptop !!!

We're back.

 

I'll take you on as a knight of my numpty realm pooptop2 but remember I'm much older than you so "Once a knight is enough"

I would also like to thank all my loyal subjects and especially my Mum and Dad without whom I wouldn't be here.

Numpty Noo - King of the Numpty's

 

Looks like I've gone with the majority.

 

it feels go to know that up and down the UK there are fellow bay owning Numpties like myself . we all have our moments