Things I have learned today

Don't fry eggs,naked!

 

Never leave a new unused solder ring fitting close to where you are using a blow torch. At least not if you want to use it later

 

PTFE tape

 

Facebook engineers as an experiment set 2 chatbots talking to each other they started to develope their own language and the engineers hastly pulled the plug

Also there are more active smart phones than people on this planet

Tell you the " terminator " ain,t far away lol

 

You need to get straight in with a "Notinterestedthanksbye"

 

Next time, tell them about a nasty personal rash you’ve developed

 

Or you could say "Before I answer your questions, can you spare a few moments to talk about God?"

 

"Could I interest you in a copy of The Watchtower?"

 

"What's the weather like in Bangalore?"
"Hot, but not too hot. Medium hot"

 

Consider yourself lucky there wasn't a screaming child behind you

 

Was their nose reeeely long then?
You're obviously not charging by the hour

 

It's never to early to buy an Easter egg



I didn't buy one


But it's good to know




But I won't be buying one

 

A friends Grandma had "one of those calls" from a window/gutter/conservatory place. Bless her she was genuinely in her 80's and had the "nice young man" chatting for about 30 minutes, no I don't need windows, or gutters but when he mentioned a conservatory though she was very keen. When it got around to making the appointment they needed her address. Oh yes dear, she says "top floor flat" was as far as she got, strangely he'd hung up. When she was telling me about it I asked if the calls got on her nerves her reply was along the lines of it's nice to chat and it passes the time.
So the thing I and the "nice young man" learned was never mess with old people, they have more time on their hands than you do.

 

"I'm eighty three! Eighty three!"

 

That's funny I was 72 today, I'm 6 to 4 tomorrow.