The Late Bay Top Ten most common problems

10. Where is my washer /brake fluid

9. Oil leak

8. Starter making a clicking noise

7. Knocking noise from somewhere at the back end

6 .what oil should I be using

5.why can I only find 2 grease nipples

4. Where us my paint tin lid.

3.when I turn the key nothing happens
2 how much is it worth

1.Is my fuel gauge really not working

 

Is that petrol I can smell?

How do I explain the cost of that to the Mrs?

 

Thats 12 then

 

sagging bottom ,although I do sit ups...

why don't my wipers touch the edge of the screen?

 

How come I have no money

 

14

 

1. It's how much?
2. It's how much?
3. It's how much?
4. It's how much?
5. It's how much?
6. It's how much?
7. It's how much?
8. It's how much?
9. It's how much?
10. It's how much?

This thread is now complete.

 

The continual fibbing to " She who must not find out " about the price you paid for something ( not that I'd ever do that ).

 

politics
war

 

is my engine knackered its making a funny noise but i only drove it at 80mph for 200mile to Cornwall

 

I've run out of beer

 

Oh my God, can we help? Have you phoned someone, is anyone bringing you some

 

I touched it.

 

+ why don't my instruments light up at night.

 

Can't remember where that bit goes or I can't find that bit

 

or wheres my 13mm spanner

 

+ I've bought a 1970s delivery van that hasn't been serviced properly for 30 years. I possess no mechanical skills whatsoever. It's making a funny noise. What could it be?

 

So true.